This is John Glover.
If you are one of the many, many people in the world who doesn't watch Smallville, you may not know who John Glover is. I would like to change that. And while I'm at it, I'll pimp the new Glover comm, passtheyams. How does that sound?
( touch my heart with your foot. )
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I think they should have Glover passing yams in like every show he guest stars on. Like "My God! If we don't have those yams the villain will win! IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD PASS THEM!" And Glover comes crashing through a window to save the day.